Blog...What Blog

Hi Readers,
          What were we thinking when we started this blog and we need to do a better job of editing these posts! I say this because while browsing the world wide dictionary today I stumbled across a blog that was consistent and and also talked about different life experiences. This is where I hope this our path will lead. Now don't get me wrong that doesn't mean I don't want to see the extravagant stories that happen when visiting the cities, after all it's those stories that help us look back and laugh or maybe help to display a common interest and help to distinguish us from the mass. Now no need to just write about the weather, that's not what I'm trying to say.  I and others still want to read about those late night shenanigans but maybe with a bit of caution and cantor that will not offend our readers.

          So I hope we continue on this journey but with a new direction and even a greater knowledge of where not to go. After all how do you know where to go if you don't know where you've been.
          Congratulations to our COO on his PHD in LOVE, so hopefully he will come out with a weekly insight on relationships and love (since he did write the book on it).

Thanks Guys,
Ryan Barrou

Black Widow Spiders on Tuesdays!

Hello Readers,
   For all you ladies out there Sam Champion is doing great, he is still looking for that random night where is he is drained like a lemonade at 5 pm in Stevens Point. So if any of you are out there please respond, you must be an 11 out of 5 and must be so hot that even the sun cannot touch you. Blond preferably with great lower extremities any more is always an added bonus!
   Now for my Tuesday night venture with a lady we call "Black Widow" and the lost purse! With myself looking for a low key night on the town and nothing special I started out at my favorite place The Loon Cafe for a dinner and a thirst quencher. With a dinner in stomach decided to head home and looking to catch the end of the Twins game stopped into Brothers where I was greeted by the black widow. Sitting by myself as seems to always be the case when out in downtown she came up to me looking to strike and entangling me into her web of intrigue. While conversing she asks if I have seen her purse, feeling as if I were a bird and life in hand tried to help out the best I could with no luck. We preceded back to her friends burrow where we broke into through the window and nestled our way on to the couch where i was caught up in her silk and what seemed to be 8 legs until the freedom of the light at 6:30 was released back into the wild to capture my fame and excellence.
  Being stung by her chelicerae my life was in the balance all night but was able to make it through and found the source of her power...a marking of the phylum on the lower small of her back. All danger aside I was able to give her a ride home to pick up her spare keys that were lost in her purse last night and then sent back into this crazy place we call the wild.
  This story was sponsored by TARGET and their V-Neck Division which are currently on sale for $7.99 and without their help this story would have not been able to help the millions of V-Neck less children and men around the globe!
Thanks for reading,
Ryan Barou

June 2011...An indepth look at why we are just a bit odd.

Hi Readers,
         Thanks for reading and following each day that goes on in the life of a Sconnie Boy, obviously our jobs are disclosed but what happens is 100% magic. Looking back on the past few bogs we have "anal"ized the pros and cons of taking a date or dates to a wedding and different types and different ways of getting a squared nickname.
         I being the oldest of the sconnieboys, doesn't mean I'm the wisest but I may have the most experience so my take on taking a date to a wedding would be a "NO" unless dating! A chance to meet someone new with new experiences and sometimes just a whole new start, I had this opportunity and dated for almost a year and let slip right through my fingers so get out there and catch that beautiful butterfly it's wedding season!
       To chime in on the talk and thoughts about nicknames I think it's hilarious, might be childish but it's all in the name of fun. I have a new one and if anybody thinks they have better feel free to comment:
J^2 = Jimmy John means making love faster than a Jimmy John sub delivery man and having her say man that was quick!
X^2 = making a move so smooth that you might want to video that and put on xnxx.com(Sam Champs favorite site)
       My boys are coming up on the 4th of July and can't wait, my boat will be on beacon call all weekend and if you are in the Minnetonka area you are more than welcome to join if you are of the female variety and have friends come!

Thanks for reaking,
Ryan Barou

Wedding Season

Hello Ladies and Gentlemen,

This here is Beau Delereaux a new blogger to the sconnie boys.  I have been contemplating what I should post in my first blog.  I thought of a topic that is on everyone's mind this time of year.  I am here to offer a new perspective:  Is it better to bring a date to a wedding or to prowl the hot, abundant savannah that is the reception.  There are benefits to bringing a date gentlemen.  One, women swoon at the idea of being at a wedding.  To bring a lady to a wedding allows you certain advantages, provided you aren't too drunk.  You have already made certain moves this lady.  Gone is the small talk a young man must make to other potentials.  However, going there as a single gentleman allows you check the scene out.  Check out the ladies in the bridal party.  Take a peak at the other possible hussies who may also be on the lookout for a hookup.  Bringing a date may mean more long term communication.  A hookup with a chick you haven't met lessens the communication you may or may not want.  Without a date you are free to be one of the boys and possibly make it an epic night that will go down in the annals of memories.  How great of a story is it to tell the friends about that crazy blonde, brunette, or red head you saw on the dance floor, brought your best lines and dance moves; followed by that crazy sex it the hotel room, bushes, or anywhere in between.  If you are on the fence think long and hard about your pending decision.

As I am new to this hopefully my posts will come quicker and with more pizazz.  Hope you enjoy,

the one and only Beau Delereaux "Rajun Cajun" 

The Wolfpack Expands.....

Hello Fans!!! The Sconnie Boys have added another to their fabulous wolfpack, so please put your hands together and give a warm welcome and shout out to Beau Delereaux, the Chief Technical Officer! And just so you know, this guy deserves to be a Sconnie Boy and should have been one from the beginning! He will not disappoint you readers or us so enjoy!

This will be one hot summer full of fun in the sun, making memories with friends, and frolicking with the opposite sex! So, bookmark this blog because this will be your summer destination for reading and entertainment!!!! Grab that sunblock and hop on board the Sconnie Boys express!

Peace out world,

XOXO Sam : )