Hello Readers,
For all you ladies out there Sam Champion is doing great, he is still looking for that random night where is he is drained like a lemonade at 5 pm in Stevens Point. So if any of you are out there please respond, you must be an 11 out of 5 and must be so hot that even the sun cannot touch you. Blond preferably with great lower extremities any more is always an added bonus!
Now for my Tuesday night venture with a lady we call "Black Widow" and the lost purse! With myself looking for a low key night on the town and nothing special I started out at my favorite place The Loon Cafe for a dinner and a thirst quencher. With a dinner in stomach decided to head home and looking to catch the end of the Twins game stopped into Brothers where I was greeted by the black widow. Sitting by myself as seems to always be the case when out in downtown she came up to me looking to strike and entangling me into her web of intrigue. While conversing she asks if I have seen her purse, feeling as if I were a bird and life in hand tried to help out the best I could with no luck. We preceded back to her friends burrow where we broke into through the window and nestled our way on to the couch where i was caught up in her silk and what seemed to be 8 legs until the freedom of the light at 6:30 was released back into the wild to capture my fame and excellence.
Being stung by her chelicerae my life was in the balance all night but was able to make it through and found the source of her power...a marking of the phylum on the lower small of her back. All danger aside I was able to give her a ride home to pick up her spare keys that were lost in her purse last night and then sent back into this crazy place we call the wild.
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Thanks for reading,
Ryan Barou
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